Ive been on the verge of tears all day today, things are about to get mega ugly when my dude shows up (hes HOURS late)
Hey ya dumb cunt
Respond to my emails and take my number off the internet so random people stop calling to see my apt I have no intentions of moving out of.
I’m jealous of these nail girls with saucy nail names like handjob by Allison and cunt claws and fingerbang.
Japanese farmers have been experimenting with growing watermelon in shapes other than the traditional round or oblong shapes. Hirochi Kimura and his wife spent three years perfecting the art of growing these tokens of affection on their farm in Kumamoto, Japan. They say the shape symbolizes “their passion for farming and their affection for each other.”
Gonna reblog this every Tuesday.
Yes. Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes. Not sure when liking yourself made you “self obsessed” or “self absorbed”. Post a thousand selfies a day because you’re awesome and you’re loved.
♥ / Day Two: Favorite Parallel(s)